Uh. Well, hm. Someone has way too much time on her hands. And a foul obsession.

Don’t you love how America turns virtually every holiday into one big drunken stuper?

Click here to read about the history of Cinco de Mayo. (yeah, I didn’t really know either)

Click here to check out the my favorite Mexican food joint in SF.

Click here for some really neat Pinatas.

And here’s a bonus pic. Meet Cinco. He was rescued on Cinco de Mayo of last year and adopted. He is the sweetest thang ever.

If I could be reincarnated into any pup, it would be this pup. Look at those eyes….and wrinkles….and THAT sweater.