PIXELS take over New York, pew pew pew! Scarier than earthquakes in the west coast? Hmmmm. BTW, those earthquakes need to stop, pronto.

5:03 minutes of cats, phalanges, lasers, Jesus, dinosaurs, spiders, and a million other nonsensical shit that you will love. Monorail Cat was blog worthy but this video is tops for the day. #drugs

We know we know, we’ve been MIA. But here’s a token of our appreciation since you’re still reading this, we resurrected this commercial from ‘93 for your viewing pleasure. #grouphug

Heart,

Mariam & Lily

FIVE OH OH. Damn straight. We gots got there. Thank you for all your support and comments over this past year…and I’ve been meaning to tell you that shirt really brings out your eye color. But really, we heart you all. (except for you, spammers….git out.)

The hair is the least of your concerns here sugarpies…

First our favorite feline friends play the piano, now they wear custom-made wigs. Glamourpuss: The Enchanting World of Kitty Wigs presents 60 stylish portraits of pure cattyness (see what I did there? har har har)

Kinda reminds you of Lil Kim right? Minus the pasty of course.

Why you ask? Because it’s Friday and we love you.

via PSFK

I know what you’re thinking. Apples & Owls have been a little laggy on their frequency of posts. I know, because I feel the same way, BUT I have a good excuse. I’ve been under the weather for the past few days with only enough energy to consume popsicles all day. What about Mariam, you ask? Well, she’s been holding down the fort which I appreciate greatly, but you know those advertising folk…They’re too busy being witty all the time. Thanks again for all your support on this little ole’ blog. *Group hug*

photo via Saucepan & Wooden Spoon

Bonus photo: “Haven’t gotten a doctor’s note in years, so I just took it” edition:

Rough times calls for innovation. And by innovation, I mean janky shit that is brilliant. See more here.

Wu-Tang Lego: Da Mystery of Chessboxin’ from davo on Vimeo.

Channeling my inner RZA.